A_rhythm_etic: ding2

2: I heard dad and mum talking about your marriage yesterday.
1: You did? What were they saying?
2: That its hopeless to wait for you to find a girl on your own.
1: eh?
2: They were hoping they wouldn't have to spend money on your marriage.They were hoping you would elope and spare them the trouble.
1: What money? Am the groom. We boy's families have it easy. Boys never have to pay money to get married.
2: Not when they are as ugly as you.
1: What the...!